Ear In The Snow

Pictured here: The HQ of Monday Machine's US division. Stalk me if you wish, my food supplies are running low.

Sound and Misadventure

This is my home studio. I'm thinking that I may have been swindled when I bought my Venetian sound-proofing. It doesn't dampen the sound of passing traffic one whit, the jangly metal strips actually exacerbate the racket. I tried to take it back, but the flea market had closed.

This is me in the old studio at the radio station that I DJ at. 

Notice that it has the same sound-proofing as my home studio.

What the radio studio doesn't have is a fancy knob.


I have the fancy knob. Somewhere...

This is how you convert LP3 files to MP3 files...the last time I did this, the whole block went dark...which was scary, since it was mid-afternoon. I thought at first that a ruanaway blimp had botted out the sky but it turned out to be something else.

 This how you fix the Internet:

It isn't working.

Hunting Sound

Instructional video demonstrating the proper installation and calibration of a feline audio limiter. Optimal attack and release times may vary depending on usage. 

Fuzzy logic based VST plugin currently under development.

Meeting in Dreams

Separated by over 3,600 miles (that’s over 5,800 km, in metric), two cats are dreaming the same dream. 

Snow covers the ground. Outside is all frozen silence.

But in the dream, the amps are nicely warmed up, the valves are glowing, and the guitars and pedals are all plugged in. They look at each other...like two cats.

One cat says, “meow?”

The other cat says, “meow.”

It is settled then. 

Dog's Breakfast?

I'm all ears.